Sunday, November 16, 2008

Not me......Monday....

No...not me.....

*Last week I certainly did not miss "not me Monday" because I was not too busy with "things" that I just couldn't say "no" to.... no not me!*

*Last Friday I did not go on a fun girls night out to Palm Springs and while I was gone Tim did not let the children slide down the side of our bathtub like a water slide... nope!*

*Addisyn was not singing very loudly in the car to Hannah Montana and no she did not tell her brothers that she sings just like Hannah Montana... then she also did not tell them that no one could tell her & Hannah Montana's voice apart..... no... not Addisyn.*

*No I did not spend 1 hour and 45 minutes in Target on Wednesday because I did not run into 12 different people I knew... and no I did not just stand there and talk to them.... like I have all the time in the world to socialize.... no not me.*

*No our kids did not enjoy the water squirters at the aquarium more than all the fish and sea creatures.... nope.*
* No I did not tell my kids when they eat their boogers it is like eating poop.... no not me*

*No Karsten did not stand up in the bathtub and just pee.... oh and of course he did not laugh either.*

*No I did not leave my house 3 times last week without a shower because I thought I was going to workout that day.... but didn't... nope.*

*No I did not leave my coffee mug on the table and Karsten did not finish it off for me.... then he was not yelling around the house "COFFEE.... COFFEE... I NEED MORE COFFEE"... and then when I was buckling him in his car seat he did not have coffee breath... oh and no I did not leave my coffee mug on the table again the next day and no he did not drink it gone again.... nope.*

*No I did not eat Boston Baked Beans for breakfast one morning..... ans I did not think to myself... well they have protein because of the peanuts.... nope.*

*No Tim did not take up baton twirling..... ok he really did not but this picture is too funny not to post*

*No Tim did not tape his nose up and then proceed to tape up Luke's nose..... no they do not look like dorks (well they actually really look dorky)*


The Bagley Bunch said...

Ok, those pics of Tim are officially "blackmail" material...My Honey and I are so keeping these on our computer for "future reference"...haha!!!!

These are your best "not me's" yet, girl! :)~ Love ya

Kelly said...

That is too funny that a 2 year old has found a love for coffee!! Pretty soon he'll be upset when you go through the Starbucks drive through and don't get him anything. :)

Jodi said...

These are awesome! They are actually a ministry, because I laugh to myself even throughout the week when thinking about them. I am still laughing about what Karsten told his teacher weeks ago. :)