Not me......Monday....

No matter what anyone else tells you the following did not happen this week at our house......

1. No I did not make pancakes on Sunday and no I did not make the shake & pour ones... where I did not have to only add water. No I did not give the kids and Tim the choice of what "shape" they wanted them.....

No this is not Luke's dog with long, floppy ears. No this is not Addisyn's smile from her happy face pancake.
No this is not an A shaped for Ainsley.

No this is not the T I made for Tim and he did not say it looks like a hammer.

2. No I did not find Luke wearing these pink swimming goggles while watching TV.

3. No I did not receive a check in the mail for 33 cents..... really 33 cents???? AT&T should have not wasted a stamp on 33 cents!

4. No Luke was not talking about how my sister, his auntie is going to have a baby. When I asked him what he thought she was having he said, "Probably.... a girl & boy mixed together

5. Karsten did not say to me yesterday, "Hey mom why do you always ask me out?" I said "What?" He said, "Why do you always aske me out on a date?" Where did he get this?

6. No Tim did not look in the backyard and see Karsten full on peeing outside on the patio.

7. No Karsten did not wake up at 4:00am in the morning and go into Ainsley room & climb into her crib and no they did not play for a little while.

8. No we were not at lunch with the girls and no Ainsley did not puke all over the table and no I did not take her into the bathroom and give her a bath in the sink. Then I did not take off her shirt and rise it out in the sink then dry it off in hand dryer and then put it back on her. Then 10 minutes later while eating Addisyn did not get a bloody nose and have to go into the bathroom to get all cleaned up. Thank goodness we only had 2 out of the 4 kids with us.