Not me......Monday....

No matter what anyone tells you this certainly did not happen this week in the Stein home..... not me!

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1. No I did not eat Cheese It's & coffee for breakfast 2 times this week.... and then have Baked BBQ chips & coffee for the other mornings. No way that would be totally gross and unhealthy. Not me!

2. No Addisyn did not perform a really silly dance at her school's fair this weekend and no we were not enjoying every minute of it.

3. No the kids did not have a blast at the fair and no Addisyn & Like did not love getting their face painted. Nope!

4. No I did not dance and sing in the kitchen with Ainsley and Luke this week while playing a "Yo Gabba Gabba" video on the computer. No "Yo Gabba Gabba" is not Ainsley's favorite!

5. No Luke did not ride a large car that belongs outside off the side of the couch. and then reply, "This was cool!"

6. No I did not catch the boys in the bathroom both with their pants down both peeing into the toilet at the same time. And then a few minutes later when I went back to turn off the light no I did not notice that the toilet was overflowing all over the floor. Nope!

7. No I did not let Ainsley have a brownie filled spoon and no she did love every minute of it!

8. No I did not have by favorite dessert this week, "Strawberry Shortcake" and no I did not enjoy every bite of it.

9. No our precious baby girl does not turn 1 year old on Friday.... nope!

10. No I did not buy Jillian's video, "30-day Shred" and no I have not even worked out once. But at least I took off the plastic wrapper.

11. No Tim was not taking Karsten to the bathroom and Tim did not say, "Hey dude are you done?" and Karsten did not reply while looking down, "I don't know.... Mr. Weenie are you done? and then Karsten did not say, "Yep he said he was done."

12. No Addisyn does not call spaghetti straps noodle straps and of course I do not correct her because I think it is so cute!

13. No this Friday our precious baby girl does not turn one year old!

14. No Ainsley did not go on a pony ride for the 1st time.

15. No Luke did not check with us multiple times to make sure his mustache was not messed up after taking a drink.

Not me......Monday....

No matter what anyone else tells you the following did not happen this week at our house......

1. No I did not make pancakes on Sunday and no I did not make the shake & pour ones... where I did not have to only add water. No I did not give the kids and Tim the choice of what "shape" they wanted them.....

No this is not Luke's dog with long, floppy ears. No this is not Addisyn's smile from her happy face pancake.
No this is not an A shaped for Ainsley.

No this is not the T I made for Tim and he did not say it looks like a hammer.

2. No I did not find Luke wearing these pink swimming goggles while watching TV.

3. No I did not receive a check in the mail for 33 cents..... really 33 cents???? AT&T should have not wasted a stamp on 33 cents!

4. No Luke was not talking about how my sister, his auntie is going to have a baby. When I asked him what he thought she was having he said, "Probably.... a girl & boy mixed together

5. Karsten did not say to me yesterday, "Hey mom why do you always ask me out?" I said "What?" He said, "Why do you always aske me out on a date?" Where did he get this?

6. No Tim did not look in the backyard and see Karsten full on peeing outside on the patio.

7. No Karsten did not wake up at 4:00am in the morning and go into Ainsley room & climb into her crib and no they did not play for a little while.

8. No we were not at lunch with the girls and no Ainsley did not puke all over the table and no I did not take her into the bathroom and give her a bath in the sink. Then I did not take off her shirt and rise it out in the sink then dry it off in hand dryer and then put it back on her. Then 10 minutes later while eating Addisyn did not get a bloody nose and have to go into the bathroom to get all cleaned up. Thank goodness we only had 2 out of the 4 kids with us.

Not me......Monday....

No matter what anyone else tells you non of this happened around the Stein home..... NOPE!

1. No I did not send Addisyn to school with her hair like this.... and no it was not Crazy Hair day! 2. No I was not climbing the fence at a KID'S Easter Egg hunt at Church last Sunday so my kids could hove more eggs in their brown lunch bags because no I did not forget their baskets for the Church's egg hunt. Oh and no my kids do not like candy but I still wanted them to have lots of eggs (they really don't like candy: we are not sure why?). 3. NO I did not match them all in green for St. Patricks Day and no this is not by adorable 3 year old picking his nose in this picture at Disneyland.

4. No we did not have an awesome time with the Bagley's this weekend in Palm Desert. No we were not there without kids and celebrating Veronica's Birthday. NOPE!

5. No I did not forget to post these from our vacation last wee. No we did not go on the HUGE Ferris Wheel at the Spectrum and it did not stop with us stuck at the very top and I was not freaking out the whole time telling the kids not to move and to sit back. I would never freak out... I always stay calm so the kids don't worry. As you can see Kasten did not take after me but the other 3 kids were having a great time!

6. No Tim did not find this toothpick in his hambuger at Ruby's last week when he went to take off the lettuce. No it was not stuck in the bun and no we did not get a FREE meal and 3 kids shakes for FREE nope! Good thing he took off the lettuce, seriously!

7. No this is not Karsten standing on the couch while wearing Tim's old cowboy belt around his waist and no he did not wear that dang belt 3 days in a row over his t-shirt!

8. No I did not catch Karsten drinking syrup of out the bottle.... nope never!

9. No this is not our sweet boy Luke sharing his favorite food with Ainsley. No Ainsley did not enjoy every bite of the Key Lime yogurt.

10. No I did not hand feed 46 1st Birthday invitations into the printer and an hour later realize that I had forgotten to put the time on them so then I did not spend another hour hand feeding back in the printer just t0 print the time on them. Nope!

11. No Luke did not say "I almost got my winnie caught in my zip up jammies" and I said "oh really?" and then he said "it must be getting bigger".

12. No I did not put Ainsley in 1 side of the sink and do dishes in the other side so I could at least get the dishes done before the kids went to bed. Oh and no I did not drain the one side I was using and rise off the clean dishes so she wouldn't have to get out! Nope!

13. No we did not take 1136 pictures on our camera while on vacation last week... nope!

14. No Kasten did not say to me, "Hey Sandy can I call you Sandy?"

15. No Luke did not say, "When I grow up bigger I'm going to get earring."

16. No our 11 month old finally did not decide to start crawling this week and no she is not now out of control & into everything. NOPE!

Not Me Monday

This week in our house none of the following happened! Nope never.......

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1. No I did not clean out my fridge on Sunday and throw all the left over veggies into a salad for lunch.... I would never do that because I only ever use FRESH veggies!

2. No I did not meet Tim's cousins for the 1st time and no Tim and I have not been together for over 12 years.....3. No I did not have an AWESOME time with some girlfriends from Sanctuary Church... no we did not pig out at PF Changs then hit up free See's Candie samples, and have a wonderful time hanging out and shopping at Victoria Gardens!

4. No Ainsley did not wear this adorable shirt to Church backwards and no I did not realize it was backward until 4:00 on Sunday afternoon.... nope never!

5. No Addisyn is not wearing a shirt that I got at the preschool's rummage sale and no I did not only pay 25 cents for it and no she did not love it!

6. No I did not organize all my cords (cell phone, camera, I-pod... ect) and put them into there own zip lock baggies and label them with a pen. No I'm never anal about orgaization.... never!

7. Karsten was not mad at Luke but knows he is not allowed to say stupid so he did not yell, "Luke you are the S word."

8. No my friend Veronica did not bust out her Lemongrass lotion at Church and use it in my hair during the service so my little "new" bangs would stay down.

9. No I was not eating a necterine while on Facebook and no I did not eat the label on the outside of the necterine.....

10. No these are not the 25 cents pants I scored at the preschool's rummage sale.... no I was not so excited that I had Veronica take a picture for my not me's.

11. No I did not take care of our friends baby named Baylee and no she was not so sweet and perfect the whole time!

12. No I did not drive with my parking break on for over 2 miles.... why would I ever do something like that????

13. No Karsten did not write all over our nice couch and pillows with an ink pen and then later that same day he did not throw our "decorative" towels into Ainsley's bath water.

14. No Addisyn did not announce to the boys in the car that there are 2 kids of SUCKERS. One that you eat and the other is a name you call someone. Nope... never... I have perfect children!

Not me......Monday....

No matter what anyone told you the following DID NOT happen last week in the Stein house... NOPE!

1. No I did not miss NOT ME MONDAY last week because I was freaking about about getting a million things done.... no never, not me.

2. No I do not match my kids every year in matching PJ's for Christmas eve so on Christmas morning the pictures will be cuter.... no not me. And Karsten did not have a little accident on his PJ's and no I did not make him wear them anyway... NO NEVER!

3. No my kids did not have more fun in a box than they had opening presents on Christmas eve... nope!

4. No we did not go to Ikea and fill my car with furniture and load Addisyn & Ainsley in with no extra room... and no it was completely safe and secure!

5. No I did not get mad at the lady at the Baker's drive-thru when she said that she could only give out 2 FREE cups of water per car.... and No I did not think about driving back through again so I could get one more for Karsten.... Nope!

6. No my precious baby Ainsley did not have an awesome 1st Christmas Eve... nope!

7. No I was not freaking out on Christmas Eve when I looked back at the pictures that Tim took and noticed how much of a mess there was... nope.
8. No I did not put Ainsley's Christmas Eve dress on and when Tim went to change her diaper he did not find that her bloomers were still attached to her dress and not on.... no I was not in a hurry that morning to have Tim's family over for breakfast... nope!

9. No my boys did not ride on their new punching bags as if they were rockets... nope never!

10. No I did not tell Karsten that his red Quicksilver shirt was a Spiderman shirt so he would wear it to his Spiderman party.

11. No my 4th child is not spoiled and no every time I walk out of the room she does not scream and then she does not laugh when I return.... nope!

12. No Addisyn did not loose her 2nd tooth this week and before bed she did not pray that the Tooth Fairy would bring her $200. Don't worry Miss. Fairy only left $2. And no that is not her sleeping with her new Cat blanket she got from Christmas.

13. No I did not loose sleep this week thinking about how I could get my house more organized... nope.

14. No I did not walk 6 small children (my 4 and Jill's 2) to the park in the cold with a baby with a runny nose... no never.... why would I do that? And no those are not my clean rugs hanging out to dry and of course they are still not out there 3 days later.

15. No I did not find both of my knobs on our bed unscrewed... and no I do not think it was my little angel Karsten..... why would he ever do something like that?

16. No I did not let Karten ware a sock over his boo-boo on his hand in the bath.... hopefully this will not last as long as it did with the boo-boo on his foot... no he did not bathe with a sock over his foot for over 2 weeks... nope never

17. Yesterday I did not get soup all prepared in the Crockpot to come home to find it just how I had left it NOT TURNED ON! No I did not waste about $15 worth of beans, chicken, and veggies.... no not me!